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Asshat Pumpkin Beanie — Funny Halloween Knit Hat
This soft knit beanie brings a little sharp wit to cold days without sacrificing comfort. The low-profile cuff and form-fitting shape sit close to the head, keeping warmth where it matters while the breathable cotton/acrylic blend prevents overheating during long walks or layered winter outings. The small embroidered motif adds personality — a cheeky, hand-stitched detail that reads like a private joke between friends. Wear it for errands, late-night bonfires, or neighborhood meetups when you want a cozy layer with a sly sense of humor.
Product features
- 60% cotton / 40% acrylic for a soft, breathable knit
- Form-fitting shape that sits close to the head
- Low-profile cuff with embroidered design
- Breathable construction for all-day comfort
- One size designed to fit most head sizes
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
Breathable
Breathable construction that makes for a comfortable wearing experience
One size
All beanies are made to comfortably match most head sizes
60% cotton, 40% acrylic
Breathable cotton blend: Form-fitting shape: One size fits most
Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..
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