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Basketball Shorts — 'Asshat' Orange Logo Athletic Shorts
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, in | 11.97 - 13.46 | 13.98 - 15.47 | 15.98 - 16.97 | 17.48 - 18.98 | 19.49 - 20.98 | 21.50 - 22.99 |
| Hips width, in | 15.75 - 16.97 | 17.48 - 18.98 | 18.98 - 20.47 | 20.47 - 21.97 | 21.97 - 23.46 | 23.46 - 25.00 |
| Length, in | 23.19 | 23.74 | 24.25 | 24.76 | 25.24 | 25.24 |
| Inseam length, in | 8.23 | 8.15 | 8.19 | 8.11 | 8.07 | 8.07 |
Light, breathable basketball shorts with a bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic tucked low on the leg. The extra-light, moisture-wicking polyester keeps movement cool and dry during pickup games or sweaty training sessions. Elastic waistband with an internal drawstring gives a secure, adjustable fit so the shorts stay in place whether you’re sprinting for a loose ball or lounging after practice. The small, off-center emblem adds personality without overpowering the design — a quiet nod to humor and attitude.
Product features
- 100% moisture-wicking polyester for fast drying and shape retention
- Extra-light fabric (4 oz/yd²) for breathable performance
- Elastic waistband with internal drawstring for a secure, adjustable fit
- Size and care label printed inside the waistband for convenience
- No pockets — streamlined silhouette for movement
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Elastic and soft waistband
Elastic waistband with inside drawstring provides a comfortable fit throughout the day
Moisture wicking material
Transfers moisture away from your skin during any physical activity and keeps you cool
Size and care label
Size information and care instructions are conveniently printed on the inside of the waistband
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F).
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