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Asshat Beach Towel — Funny Novelty Pool & Beach Towel
| 30" × 60" | 36" × 72" | |
|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 30.00 | 36.00 |
| Height, in | 60.00 | 72.00 |
Spread out on warm sand or draped over a deck chair, this beach towel brings playful attitude to your shoreline routine. A bold, cheeky donkey illustration pops against deep black, framed by a vintage orange circle that reads with tongue-in-cheek humor. The linen-like print face keeps the colors vibrant and crisp, while the soft cotton loop backing stays gentle against sun-warmed skin and soaks up the last splash of ocean. Choose the longer size for full-body lounging or the standard for quick dips and sunset walks—this towel turns ordinary beach days into moments full of personality and laughter.
Product features
- Durable polyester print side for vivid, long-lasting color
- Soft white cotton loop backing for absorbency and comfort
- Hemmed edges to prevent fraying and extend life
- Available in two sizes: 30" × 60" and 36" × 72"
- One-sided print; quick-drying blend (approx. 50/50 cotton-poly)
Care instructions
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.
Polyester print side
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Cotton loop backing
The long, fine fibres of combed cotton create a soft and durable towel
Hemmed edges
Edges are folded and sewn, making the towel durable and long-lasting
Moisture-absorbent material
This product has moisture-absorbent qualities
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the azo dyes, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead and phthalates level requirements
Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. .
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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